I was not born, Mister Productivity. Shocking.
No, as a matter of fact, I was born a baby, like you were. I'm assuming you're not an alien. I'm assuming you're a real live person that was born a baby.
I really didn't know what I wanted to do with most of my life. And so I wanted to share with you today, the creation of Mister Productivity.
I was born and raised in Rochester, New York, moved to Houston in 1997. I think the first occupation I ever wanted to be was a firefighter because my dad...